Miss J Alexander is now a Bitcoin brother, and more fashion news you missed

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With words we never thought we’d have to type, Miss J Alexander, of America’s Next Top Model fame, gets into the crypto business. The well-known fashionista turned Bitcoin brother has announced the release of a digital couture collection for sale as NFTs, which customers can wear in “the metaverse” – otherwise known as the internet. Although Miss J has yet to unveil her designs, a press photo shows the springy-faced reality TV judge standing tall in a fan-shaped blazer dress, somewhat reminiscent of Natalie Portman in star wars and a hotel manager.

“One of the main concepts behind the drop is that money is relative,” he said, which sounds convincing but false. “Trust, however, is universal,” the Dogecoin doll added. It’s apparently a discrepancy in her policy, given that Miss J used to order models to “walk like it’s for sale and rent is due tonight”, alongside Tyra Banks. But again, who could have predicted cryptocurrency. He also said “don’t blame the photographer, blame your parents for bad DNA” and “if you can’t slinky-ink you can look stinky”. But if I try to remember this show anymore, I will unfortunately die. Crypto Couture goes on sale November 11 and you can register your interest here.

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